On the eve of their first Christmas they were driving along a dark road and spotted a stranger. Being the perfect couple that they were, they picked him up. The stranger was Santa Clause.
The Perfect Couple and Santa Clause spent most of the night delivering gifts.
Then suddenly they had a terrible accident and only one survived.
Who was the lucky survivor?
The WOMAN of course.
We know Santa Clause doesn't exist and that there's no such thing as a perfect man, just...
...the Perfect Women!
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